The Ultimate Pancake
In a land far far far away there lived a hungry king who wanted pancakes for breakfast, a stack of pancakes that made him immortal to give him the power to rule his kingdom forever.
The wizard and the baker worked very hard the baker made the mix (here’s a link on how to make pancakes Pancake) and then the wizard poured the potion of immortality in the mix and then the mix in a small container and put it in the fridge for 1 hour and then brought it to the king and he ate it and loved it he said he couldn't even taste the potion he locked it away so that no one but him could eat it. But 1 night a bald indian with the holy bible and a bowl of butter chicken came in and replaced it with the butter chicken. In the morning the found the pancakes were gone and replaced with butter chicken the king liked butter chicken but when he tasted it, it was disgusting he spat it out and threw the food into the toilet and flushed ( and he forgot to flush the last time he used the toilets) the king was outraged, outraged I say OUTRAGED!!!!!!! He knew a indian had replaced it for his special pancakes he sent 1 guard out and the guard caught the indian all moldy and holes in his clothes and then he had a bald spot on the top of his head and he was just about to have the first bite but the guard found him and put him in the kings toilet and flushed him away
Moral:
Never take the
Kings pancakes.
THE END !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See part 2 coming soon
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